This post is meant to serve as a one-stop destination for any and all OOC matters of interest pertaining to my Hellsing RP Characters:

- Yumie/Yumiko Takagi [sister_samurai]
- Zorin Blitz [die_zauberin]

What goes here?

1) Characterization critiques, concerns, observations, constructive criticism, suggestions, questions, etc. If I do anything questionable, confusing, or upsetting with my characters, please tell me, so I can A. Explain my reasons as a player and/or B. Try to rectify my playing in the future.. This goes for character actions, comments, relationships, and so on, and please also bring to my attention if there have been instances of info modding, godmodding, or other OOC discourtesy on my part.

2) Anyone who would like to plot and/or interact with my characters is also more than welcome to drop me a line! I'm more than happy to discuss possible plot ideas, and if there's something important I've missed, or someplace either of my pups are needed or wanted, please link me and I'll see what I can do. :)

3) Additionally, anyone interested in playing Zorin is encouraged to contact me (here or elsewhere), as I am definitely willing to give her to someone else in order to avoid playercest and let new blood in the Hellsing crew. Knowledge of canon is necessary in order for me to pass the torch, so ping me and we'll talk? ♥

Both signed and anonymous comments are allowed, though obvious flames/trolling will be deleted. I can also be contacted on AIM at RayKat13 and by email at RayKat13@gmail.com.

Come along, Vivio, it's time for our prayers.

Remember, Mother's Sister's in charge now that Mother and Father have passed away, and Sister promised she'd raise you right and proper so you'd never repeat her mistakes.

I know it's scary now, but trust in the Lord. He has a plan, even if we don't always understand it.

((OOC: ...IDK.))

Dear City,

I hate you in ways words could never express.

Never.

Absolutely No Love,
Sister Yumie Takagi

It sure was hot yesterday. Such an unpleasant dry heat, too. It must have really gotten to me, because I can't remember a single thing that happened all day.

Damn, what a headache.

I thought I'd burned that outfit two years ago!

By his Excellency, Lord Sultan's request...

( Non-IC cut, video )

...Did my master enjoy my performance~?

((OOC: Dancer in Cain's court! (...yeah, rly.) With swords and fire, as promised. So, I picture her act starts out like the above clip, then it finishes like this. Magic curse skillz, you guys, magic curse skillz.))

This is fucking boring.


((OOC: Takagi means "tall tree." My Google Fu couldn't produce a clear explanation for Yumie's meaning.))

I think that hat is possessed and it should be captured and burnt.

Not only that, but I really did not appreciate it dropping on my head after it had been on so many other heads. That's how you get lice, by the way. I don't know where you all have been, and I don't want to know, either.

Well, it'd been a while since they last opened up the floodgates like this.

Kinda like the seasons around here, huh?

OH DAMNIT!! AGAIN?!?!

HEINKEL!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SHOOT THE DAMN LION!!!!


... He's mine.

Honesty's not always the best policy. Really.

--when the time comes, we will cast these thirty pieces of silver of silver into the temple and hang ourselves with this halter made of straw--

--London looks even more like hell than I expected.

((OOC: Thinking she's back in London for Hellsing WW3.))

Oh.

OH HELL NO.

There were other things I could have been doing today, City.

Fuck you, City. Fuck you.



... Heinkel?

If... I were to offer snack cakes...

Would you all come build a shelter?

Why don't people like vampires, you ask.

Gee, let's think about this.

Vampires are creatures cheating true death through the artificial and unnatural extension of their existences by leeching away the lives of others. In the best case scenario, they go through the world leaving trails of corpses, and in the worst, armies of their servants and offspring: flesh-eating ghouls and more vampires. They're contagion. They're plague. They're gangrene, spreading their decay throughout the body of mankind.

We aren't talking about an oppressed racial minority. We're talking about monsters. And if you're unwilling to call a monster for what it is when it's standing right in front of you, then you've been taken in by too much popular fiction and a spineless liberal agenda allergic to taking a stand on morality. People are so unwilling these days to agree to concepts of good and evil. Too many say there is no black and white, only five million shades of gray. But there are lines that must be drawn or you lose any shape to the world.

There's only so open you can leave your mind before it's in danger of falling straight out of your skull.

( Filtered to Deities )

[loud, agitated voice of a young girl]

MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!! THIS IS SO FUCKED!!

HEINKEL!! How the fuck did we get this lost?! Damn it all to hell, I thought you knew where we were going! This doesn't look a damn thing like Naples!!

...Hey... where the hell are you?! And where'd the vespa go?! OH MOTHERFUCKER. We're NEVER going to hear the end of this from the chief director!! NEVER!!

((OOC: Meet Sister Novice Yumie Takagi, age 15, aspiring assassin. Believes she and Heinkel took a VERY wrong turn while on the way to their first hit. Just pretend on the icons, okay? >.>))

Is there anyone here experienced in construction?

[Private to Abel Nightroad//Unhackable]

Father Nightroad, I need to talk to you about the church. Ky Kiske told me he spoke with you on the matter before leaving.

[/private/Nightroad]

[Private to Tony Foster//Viewable by Father Nightroad]

A word about the shelter, Tony.

... Riiiight.

The shelter is currently full. I suggest those still needing a bed try again at midnight, as I suspect some of these people are simply here to gawk.

All guests still here tomorrow morning are asked to wake and begin clearing out for the day at eight so church staff can begin setting up for Sunday Mass, which will be at ten. We have a new priest officiating tomorrow's service, so please be sure to welcome Bishop.

Starting today, I am beginning a fundraising drive to build a seperate building for shelter operations. The church has served well enough for the project temporarialy, but as with most churches, the building is not well suited for such use permanently. For the long term, I believe it best to have a structure with better equipped utilities.

So, today's temporary visitors? You're not only welcome to ask me questions, but I'll also be more than happy to hug you and autograph your things.

For a small fee. ♥

((OOC: Bother at will~))

( Private//Unhackable )

Twenty days of Lent left.

Why can't everyone shut up.

((OOC: Still mostly hiatused. >>))

Ah, this again. Let's see...

There are some I'm proud to be a member of: this one, of course, this one, and this one. ♥

Then there's this one, and this one, can't deny those, and this one. Hn. Er.

And I still object to this one, not to mention this one, too. I don't swear that much. And why the fuck do I have this one?!

... So are any of these actually having meetings today?

Phew. Everyone said some silly things yesterday, didn't they. Ah-heh.

Ah.

( Private to Heinkel//Unhackable )

( Private to Enrico//Unhackable )

I see we've got a few new faces popping up on the network today. Guess it's that time again. As always, those needing a place to stay a while they get set up are welcome to the church shelter. Details, shelter rules, and volunteer information can be read here.

I need some air.

((OOC: Out around the square putting up some fliers to advertise the shelter. Action spam if anyone wants to run into her.))