One Twisted Sister

†192;

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:59:05 GMT

It sure was hot yesterday. Such an unpleasant dry heat, too. It must have really gotten to me, because I can't remember a single thing that happened all day.

Damn, what a headache.

~~I thought I'd burned that outfit two years ago!~~

†191;

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:41:05 GMT

By his Excellency, Lord Sultan's request...

...Did my master enjoy my performance~?

((OOC: Dancer in Cain's court! (...yeah, rly.) With swords and fire, as promised. So, I picture her act starts out like the above clip, then it finishes like this. ~~Magic curse skillz, you guys, magic curse skillz.~~))

†190; [voice]

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:17:40 GMT

This is fucking boring.

((OOC: Takagi means "tall tree." My Google Fu couldn't produce a clear explanation for Yumie's meaning.))

†189;

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:59:38 GMT

I think that hat is possessed and it should be captured and burnt.

Not only that, but I really did not appreciate it dropping on my head after it had been on so many other heads. That's how you get lice, by the way. I don't know where you all have been, and I don't want to know, either.

†188;

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:59:47 GMT

Well, it'd been a while since they last opened up the floodgates like this.

Kinda like the seasons around here, huh?

†187;

Mon, 26 May 2008 06:54:32 GMT

~~OH DAMNIT!! AGAIN?!?!~~

HEINKEL!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SHOOT THE DAMN LION!!!!

... He's mine.

†186;

Thu, 01 May 2008 04:02:06 GMT

Honesty's not always the best policy. Really.

†185; [voice post]

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:45:51 GMT

--when the time comes, we will cast these thirty pieces of silver of silver into the temple and hang ourselves with this halter made of straw--

--London looks even more like hell than I expected.

((OOC: Thinking she's back in London for Hellsing WW3.))

†184;

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:08:01 GMT

Oh.

OH HELL NO.

There were other things I could have been doing today, City.

Fuck you, City. Fuck you.

... Heinkel?

†183;

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:13:14 GMT

If... I were to offer snack cakes...

Would you all come build a shelter?

†182;

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 22:10:08 GMT

Why don't people like vampires, you ask.

Gee, let's think about this.

Vampires are creatures cheating true death through the artificial and unnatural extension of their existences by leeching away the lives of others. In the best case scenario, they go through the world leaving trails of corpses, and in the worst, armies of their servants and offspring: flesh-eating ghouls and more vampires. They're contagion. They're plague. They're gangrene, spreading their decay throughout the body of mankind.

We aren't talking about an oppressed racial minority. We're talking about monsters. And if you're unwilling to call a monster for what it is when it's standing right in front of you, then you've been taken in by too much popular fiction and a spineless liberal agenda allergic to taking a stand on morality. People are so unwilling these days to agree to concepts of good and evil. Too many say there is no black and white, only five million shades of gray. But there are lines that must be drawn or you lose any shape to the world.

There's only so open you can leave your mind before it's in danger of falling straight out of your skull.

[Filtered to Deities]

I request permission to build something.

†181; [voice post//accidental]

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:03:20 GMT

[loud, agitated voice of a young girl]

MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!! THIS IS SO FUCKED!!

HEINKEL!! How the fuck did we get this lost?! Damn it all to hell, I thought you knew where we were going! This doesn't look a damn thing like Naples!!

...Hey... where the hell are you?! And where'd the vespa go?! OH MOTHERFUCKER. We're NEVER going to hear the end of this from the chief director!! NEVER!!

((OOC: Meet Sister Novice Yumie Takagi, age 15, aspiring assassin. Believes she and Heinkel took a VERY wrong turn while on the way to their first hit. Just pretend on the icons, okay? >.>))

†180;

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:18:33 GMT

Is there anyone here experienced in construction?

[Private to Abel Nightroad//Unhackable]

Father Nightroad, I need to talk to you about the church. Ky Kiske told me he spoke with you on the matter before leaving.

[/private/Nightroad]

[Private to Tony Foster//Viewable by Father Nightroad]

A word about the shelter, Tony.

†179;

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:55:15 GMT

... Riiiight.

The shelter is currently full. I suggest those still needing a bed try again at midnight, as I suspect some of these people are simply here to gawk.

All guests still here tomorrow morning are asked to wake and begin clearing out for the day at eight so church staff can begin setting up for Sunday Mass, which will be at ten. We have a new priest officiating tomorrow's service, so please be sure to welcome Bishop.

Starting today, I am beginning a fundraising drive to build a seperate building for shelter operations. The church has served well enough for the project temporarialy, but as with most churches, the building is not well suited for such use permanently. For the long term, I believe it best to have a structure with better equipped utilities.

So, today's temporary visitors? You're not only welcome to ask me questions, but I'll also be more than happy to hug you and autograph your things.

For a small fee. ♥

((OOC: Bother at will~))

†178;

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:38:05 GMT

[Private//Unhackable]

He left again.

I... I had to go to his apartment to see for myself -- couldn't stay and keep reading the damn gloating on the network -- and it was just like when he left the first time... the first version of him here. It was like... he'd never been there at all.

Part of me always knew this would happen. Maybe that was why I pushed so hard with him. Guess that's why he pushed me away. And even though we hardly spoke anymore... It hurts. I miss him.

I'd be happy for him to have escaped this place, if I didn't know exactly what will happen when he returns to our world... but... maybe not all versions of our world are the same? Maybe...

I don't know.

Goodbye, Enrico. Thank you for being my friend while it lasted. I'm sorry for the tresspasses I made against you. Take care of yourself. Wherever you are.

Requiem aeternam dona eis Domine; et lux perpetua luceat eis. Requiescant in pace. Amen.

[/private]

Twenty days of Lent left.

Why can't everyone shut up.

((OOC: Still mostly hiatused. >>))

†177;

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:09:13 GMT

Ah, this again. Let's see...

There are some I'm proud to be a member of: this one, of course, this one, and this one. ♥

Then there's this one, and this one, can't deny those, and this one. Hn. Er.

And I still object to this one, not to mention this one, too. I don't swear that much. ~~And why the fuck do I have this one?!~~

... So are any of these actually having meetings today?

†176;

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:06:43 GMT

Phew. Everyone said some silly things yesterday, didn't they. Ah-heh.

Ah.

[Private to Heinkel//Unhackable]

Look, you know that was bullshit, right? I've never had a baby, okay?
[/private/Heinkel]

[Private to Enrico//Unhackable]

I slipped up during yesterday's curse and told Heinkel what happened with us, but managed to keep from identifying you. Please tell me you've never told her where you live.
[/private/Enrico]

I see we've got a few new faces popping up on the network today. Guess it's that time again. As always, those needing a place to stay a while they get set up are welcome to the church shelter. Details, shelter rules, and volunteer information can be read here.

~~I need some air.~~

((OOC: Out around the square putting up some fliers to advertise the shelter. Action spam if anyone wants to run into her.))

†175;

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:43:06 GMT

Heinkel... there's something I must tell you. I'm so sorry... I never wanted to hurt you, but- But these secrets have been tearing me apart inside and it's time to finally come clean! You deserve to know the truth!

I...

I've been cheating on you!

((OOC: Secret affair and family secret in one! ~~And mostly true, but who can tell today? ^^;))~~

†174;

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:43:30 GMT

[Private to Heinkel//Very Unhackable]

Oh, Heinkel~ Do me a favor and don't crow about this publically, okay? It's killing me not to, but I'm in too good a mood for all the bitching that would ensue.

We're breaking out the good wine tonight.

†173; [voice post]

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:58:21 GMT

That curse was retarded. Does anyone even know what "prize" we were all supposed to be fighting for, anyway?

You know what else was retarded? A lot of you people's swordwork. Color me surprised half of you figured out the right end to pick up.

... Shelter staff, I, uh, may not be coming in again today, I apologize. Everyone should know what to do by now.

...

... Heinkel.

((OOC: Dumbass did okay yesterday until she had the bright idea to fight with Blade Dracula and got owned. Yeah. Story of her life. Anyway, currently thanking god for curse loopholes while stumbling in through the front door of the Cathedral, rather bloodsoaked with a big tear through of her habit.))

†172;

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:57:36 GMT

If you want to stay out of The Game then go to holy ground and shut up. Or just shut up. All this yelling and complaining is just going to draw attention to you.

~~But if you're really so eager to lose your heads, it's fine by me.~~

Honestly, people. It isn't rocket science.

†171;

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:44:21 GMT

As we find ourselves once more in the middle of another week of new arrivals to the City, I feel it prudent to once more remind of the church's shelter and soup kitchen. We offer beds, bedding, and a hot meal at no charge for those who find themselves alone and require a safe place to sleep until they become settled and make other arrangements.

All shelter guests will be advised of the conduct to be followed while on church property upon check in, which I will also post to the network, and are listed on the church bulletin board along with local job openings:

1. No violence on Church grounds.
2. No theft from the Church, no theft from people in the shelter or soup kitchen.
3. No sale or use of drugs or alcohol on Church grounds.
4. No solicitation or sexual activities on Church grounds.
5. No feeding from the persons or spirit of shelter/soup kitchen guests, volunteers, or Church staff.
6. If security tells you to leave, then go. Do not cause incident.

Once again I want to thank everyone lending their aid to this effort, and wish to restate that volunteers are always welcome, along with those who would like to donate supplies or monetarily. In addition to being a crucial part of the shelter program, I should like to remind everyone that acts of charity are also part of the season of Lent.

Lent begins today with Ash Wednesday, a day during which we are meant to take stock of our spritual lives. This is a time of reflection, when we should focus not only on repentance for our sins, but decide upon our other spiritual goals and how we will pursue them.

((OOC: She's decided to work on her temper and abstain from bitching at people... yeah, let's just see how long that lasts. >.<))

†170;

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:54:46 GMT

I ask that those feeling inspired today NOT demonstrate their arts on the walls or other parts of the chapel.

In other news, in order to better help individuals become settled in The City, I would like to create a job board to list openings with local businesses. If you own or manage a business and are seeking employees, or require help for odd jobs and/or household work, please send the following information over the network or to the church's office:

Title of position:
Name of business:
Description of duties involved:
Skills required/preferred:
Experience/Education preferred:
Willing to provide training?: Yes / No
Salary/Payment information:
Contact information:

Openings will be listed on the church bulletin board and on a weekly post made to my network journal. Thank you.

((OOC: No one really needs to fill the form out (unless you'd like to), this is mostly to put the idea out there ICly. We can just pretend the post goes up each week.))

†169;

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:29:36 GMT

I have a list of individuals who had previously expressed interest in volunteering for the New Arrival Outreach Program that I'd like to check in with to see if they're still interested.

Volunteers:

Amanda Claire
Lyra
Riou
Susan Sto-Helit
Waverly Raine
Yeshua

The shelter will be opening very soon, and we intend to also offer a soup kitchen in order to provide a meal along with a place to sleep. Anyone who would like to sign up to help with the effort in donation of time, supplies, or financially is encouraged contact myself or Tony Foster. At the moment we're especially seeking people with large scale food preparation experience willing to help with planning and/or preparation in the soup kitchen. I can always be reached through the network and will be at the church later today if anyone would like to sign up in person and/or have a look at the--
[Text transmission stops]

[Voice post//accidental]

[A crashing sound, like that of a person stumbling into a solid object, followed by a vague grumble of "Ow".]

-skinned my-- Wait- Where-

[Loud gasp.]

HOW DID- !!

((OOC: Action spam in the church if anyone wants. Switched with Anderson. Ought to be putting two and two together anytime now. XD))

†168;

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:00:29 GMT

[Voice post//Unintentional]

--I ain't here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus
So here go my single dog radio needs this
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won't get played, Huh?
Well let this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope this take away from my sins
And bring the day that I'm dreaming about
Next time I'm in the club everybody screaming out

Jesus Walks...

... I hate rap.