[ the sound of rustling clothes, kicks and punches and a few manly grunts of pain ]

You make such a good punching bag, Tony. [ said with humour ] So, what do you say to some---

[ INSERT LOUD AND GIRLY SCREAM HERE, then muffled silence ]

Oh God. What. Why am I naked?
... I can deal with this. I can. Breathe. Training. Fuck you, City, why me? Why so soon after the last curse?

Tony. Stop laughing!

( ooc; small font is small muffled/her talking to herself. Sparring with Tony Stark ♥ )

(  private | personal codes | unhackable  )

This is so ironic.

First, I'm almost arrested for public indecency because I wasn't wearing a shirt, and now I can't seem to put on any clothes at all?

Make up your mind, City, really.

Itsuki? Do we have anymore potato chi...

[ pause. where did that breeze come from? .. cue realization, and a scream! ]

D-don't look!

[ooc; Naked time, all comments will be voice. Placeholder. Need sleep~ Kingdom Hearts II is stealing my soul. Dx]

OH MY GOD.

...

SUDDENLY, I DON'T WANT THIS HOT DOG ANYMORE.

[ooc: That's right. Naked in public. Holding a hot dog.]

[voice post]

I feel naked enough if I'm not wearing a tie, but this?

Is not funny.

Is this suppose to bother me?

FYI, just because you get a free show, doesn't mean you get to touch. I'll knock someone's block off, if they even think to go there without my permission.

Oh this is not annoying or anything of that nature. It seems I will not be leaving the flat today.

What is it, lately? Curses have been more inconvenient than anything. Surely there are some less cavalier citizens who will create enough havoc for the powers that be to laugh at, but for the rest of us it is merely irritating.

Not to mention, there are quite a few people in this City who I would prefer remained with their clothes on. Consider this post a petition for kindness. Those of you who have clothes, bring extra. It's almost guaranteed that there will be people you run into on the street who you wish were unaffected.

Now, to go find a towel. I hope for all of my lady friends that, considering the pigs that run rampant here, you are unaffected. Obviously for reasons quite opposite to those mentioned above.

[unintentional voice post]

[Machi is improvising a blues tune on the piano, singing quietly.]

I'm stuck in this weird city, I am trying to make friend,
So many am thinking I girl I start to wonder if I am!
And lord, it is not helping that I kiss a boy the other night,
I'm so sorry mama, is the only thing that feel all right...

[a pause and stirring]

...Hmm.

[starts playing and singing quietly again, with renewed emotion - or at least annoyance]

I trying to write lyrics, I trying to compose
And just like that some stupid curse is taking off my clothes!
Where did my clothes go? That was my favorite shirt--

[There's a door opening somewhere nearby]

[Machi gasps]

Puppy!

Don't look at me! I naked!

[Frantic running and a slammed door]


[ooc: Machi was in the middle of working on a song when midnight struck and his clothes disappeared. He decided to continue until Wocky entered the room, to which his reaction was to run and hide in the closet, completely missing the irony. Action spam for Wocky, voice for everyone else.]

After all the time I have spent in this City. I still find its sense of humor to be lacking. I shall not be going into work today.






[ooc; She can actually create her own clothing but it's being blocked and she is pissed. ^^; ]

I have to say, this curse is far more exciting than the others I've seen. Call it unprofessional, but I'm certainly not complaining. I'm sure quite a few others would agree with me on that much, of course.

( filtered to Seras Victoria and Riza Hawkeye // unhackable )

On a non-curse related note, I've been spending some time in the academy. They have some pretty interesting texts from other worlds, it's quite impressive the impressive collection. Nothing in regards to returning home, I suppose that was an empty hope to begin with though. Were it so easy, I doubt any of you would still be here. The history section is pleasantly extensive, though.

What's there to be worried about? It is only flesh after all.

We are going to look around and see what we can see. Maybe there will be honey at work!

Buzz, Knives. When did you visit and did you bring us gifts?

[ voice post; ]

FATHER-- wait, no, I can't ask-- he'd--

[ a brief pause ]

FATHER TRES. Father Tres? I, ah-- I'm in the bathroom, and if you could toss me a slip or a dress or something, that'd be much obliged.

I could swear that I was just wearing my habit a moment ago--

AND FATHER ABEL YOU'D BETTER NOT PEEK.


[ooc; Naked!nun here for your brainbreak.]

My clothes disappeared.







[ooc; She totally doesn't care. ^^; She'll seriously walk around outside butt naked and not care in the least. ]

I hope my clothing will not be in any way harmed when it returns.

Until then...I must find the heater.

Um...

...

It's going to be strange, but staying inside all day isn't an option for everyone...

So let's just all do our best to pretend that today, the entire city is one really big... mixed... open-air bath.

(... Except instead of taking a bath, everyone is just going about their normal business.)

(Really, it's not a big deal unless we make it one, right? I have to say that my main concern is how this will affect sanitary conditions in the hospital.)

Putting that aside, the last curse was certainly odd. (Then again, most of them are...)
I think I'm a little unclear on what exactly it entailed. Some people were acting like it was another honesty one, only with lists, but... wasn't it just lists?
Maybe it was one of those that affects different people in different ways.

... Anyway... good luck today, everyone...!




[ooc; THIS POST WOULD HAVE BEEN UP EARLIER, EXCEPT I HAD TO MAKE A NAKED!ICON.

also, if Hana had been affected by Lists, you would have found out the Top 5 Things He Associates Nudity With. But as it is, we'll have to content ourselves with the fact that it would have started with 1. Open-air bath and 2. Horrible bloody torso-spanning injuries.

...also, semi-placeholder forever because I'm going out of town tomorrow but will happily and slowly keep picking up tags into eternity. :'Dv ]

Holy crap poly, I've finally picked up a new character. After forever. Adding to the Ace Attorney series, I bring you Kristoph Gavin, the brother of Poly's own Klavier Gavin. ♥

He'll be coming in from the end of the game, buuuuuut~ is going to pretend that he's from before the first case of the game. Why? Because he juuuuust wants to do things over the right way. :3

He will be acting like the sweetest, kindest most charming gentleman you know. So hover and add, and I'll intro him in a day or two. Black Bars curse will be a bit too shocking for his first curse. xD

And off to bed with me. ;~; NIIGHT.

...This isn't a curse. It's just a... bad, long-lasting hangover. Someone probably just stole my stuff last night.

Next time I make a damn list, it's gonna be "booze I'm never having again."

Hey, whoever did it: Just 'cause you took all my clothes doesn't mean I won't go lookin' for 'em.