... Riiiight.

The shelter is currently full. I suggest those still needing a bed try again at midnight, as I suspect some of these people are simply here to gawk.

All guests still here tomorrow morning are asked to wake and begin clearing out for the day at eight so church staff can begin setting up for Sunday Mass, which will be at ten. We have a new priest officiating tomorrow's service, so please be sure to welcome Bishop.

Starting today, I am beginning a fundraising drive to build a seperate building for shelter operations. The church has served well enough for the project temporarialy, but as with most churches, the building is not well suited for such use permanently. For the long term, I believe it best to have a structure with better equipped utilities.

So, today's temporary visitors? You're not only welcome to ask me questions, but I'll also be more than happy to hug you and autograph your things.

For a small fee. ♥

((OOC: Bother at will~))

Oh, for the love of... NOT THIS AGAIN.

You people are FREAKS! Especially you! WHY do you even want to know any of that, anyway?!

You again?!

What did I tell you last time?

- No, you still can't touch my sword.
- No, you still can't pet my hair. What the fuck?
- No, you still can't hug me. Again.
- STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE REST OF ISCARIOT!
- STOP ASKING ME ABOUT HER.

Now GET OUT of my doorway! How THE HELL did you even know where I lived?