By his Excellency, Lord Sultan's request...

( Non-IC cut, video )

...Did my master enjoy my performance~?

((OOC: Dancer in Cain's court! (...yeah, rly.) With swords and fire, as promised. So, I picture her act starts out like the above clip, then it finishes like this. Magic curse skillz, you guys, magic curse skillz.))

A sock.

A SOCK!

IT WAS A FUCKING SOCK!

( Private//Hackable )

Father Anderson, the sock's all yours if you still want it.

Miss Lang, since we've no longer need of babysitters, how does later today sound for that drink we talked about?

So I was thinking earlier and instead of wallowing in useless self-pity because Enrico is a miserable rat BASTARD I was wondering if anyone would be interested in setting up a sort of support system for those raising children in this City without the aid of a co-parent. Perhaps a daycare to fall back on if they and their usual preferred babysitters become stricken with curses, or cannot make sufficient work arrangements, or for some other reason become temporarialy unable to care for their childr--

[voice post accidentally activated]
[sound of something about laptop-sized being tossed to the side, frantic shout]

DAMNIT CAT!! STOP NOSING AT ALEX!!

[footsteps, mewing, the sound of door being shut, lower grumbling]

...I look away for one minute... crap, is this recording?

[rustling, button clicking]
[voice post switched off]

--Anyway. So if anyone would like to discuss this further, please contact me.


You know, this recent population boom lends credence to the old "Noah's Ark" theory that people used to toss around about the City. I wonder if there was any administrator-tampering with the pregnancies, they were so... sudden.

((OOC: Strike is not there.))

At what age do children stop waking you up thoroughout the night? It's too early to hope for with a newborn, I'm sure, I'm just wondering how long this will continue.

I doubt my state of my mind's been helping things at all. I try to seem happier around Alex -- none of this is his fault -- but it's truly difficult. Why does he have to look so much like his father?

This is worse than I could have ever imagined it could be. He was just... horrible.

O LORD I'm afraid to ever let Yumiko wake up. She doesn't need to deal with this.

((OOC: Strikes are private.))

I'm going to need someone to perform a Catholic baptism! Cardinal Dei Medici? Father Nightroad? Cardinal Sforza, but my world's church may not consider it valid?

Father Anderson, I would ask you first, but I wish for you to act as godfather. Would you? And do you mind being namesake?

ENRICO! WE REALLY NEED TO TALK!

Damnit all to hell! What the fuck am I going to do now?! This is a shame even greater than that of a broken vow! How am I going to raise thi--

--shhhhh, shhh, Kaasan didn't mean to scare you. It's okay, sweetie, Mamma loves you~ ♥

( ...he's so beautiful. )