If... I were to offer snack cakes...

Would you all come build a shelter?

I ask that those feeling inspired today NOT demonstrate their arts on the walls or other parts of the chapel.

In other news, in order to better help individuals become settled in The City, I would like to create a job board to list openings with local businesses. If you own or manage a business and are seeking employees, or require help for odd jobs and/or household work, please send the following information over the network or to the church's office:

Title of position:
Name of business:
Description of duties involved:
Skills required/preferred:
Experience/Education preferred:
Willing to provide training?: Yes / No
Salary/Payment information:
Contact information:

Openings will be listed on the church bulletin board and on a weekly post made to my network journal. Thank you.

((OOC: No one really needs to fill the form out (unless you'd like to), this is mostly to put the idea out there ICly. We can just pretend the post goes up each week.))

If I accused you-- If I hurt you-- If I killed you--

...I'm not sorry.

...

I'm not.

... People are... turning into things.

... Okay, after the way this month's gone, the fact that any of you put on a costume today is mindboggling. This is where I point and laugh at your paganism.

( OOC )

IF I HIT YOU TODAY IT WAS BECAUSE YOU DESERVED IT!!

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW what you always wanted to do to the nuns who taught at your Catholic school and I certainly DON'T WANT a demonstration!

This curse is ridiculous. What on earth is a "pokémon", anyway?

The last one was sort of a annoying, but not that bad, really. Carl, you were nice company. Father, Enrico, did either of you get attached to anyone?

( Filtered to Iscariot )

I swear, it's like almost every person of the cloth woke up covered in monster or heathen bait today. Thank GOD Father didn't seem to be affected. I don't think I could handle if he'd posted he was going run away with Alucard or some such.

[Private to Lyra//Unhackable]

I don't kill children, but I will smack you something silly if it's found you brought him anywhere near those terrorist friends of yours today. That's a promise.

[Private to Enrico//Unhackable]

You'll thank me after midnight. Even if you can't read this right now.

((OOC: Yumie's pope-sitting gig went pear-shaped today when Alessandro snuck out to spend the day with Lyra. It did, however, provide her with an opening to get out and swing by Enrico's place and stop him from going to Zorin by way of tying him up. Because bondage is her solution to situations getting out of hand. It's, like, canon. It looked kinda like this. She's since been trying to track down her wayward charge (because papal guard duty IS serious business), but will take a small break to go release Enrico at midnight.))

If you are one of those who were bitten, I would very much like to speak with you.

Please. It will just take a minute.




I've been a bit out of it, what is all this going on out there? Cursed fruit?

((OOC: Needs to speak with Fuu and Leeloo, but doesn't actually know Fuu and Leeloo, so, open call.))