[loud, agitated voice of a young girl]

MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!! THIS IS SO FUCKED!!

HEINKEL!! How the fuck did we get this lost?! Damn it all to hell, I thought you knew where we were going! This doesn't look a damn thing like Naples!!

...Hey... where the hell are you?! And where'd the vespa go?! OH MOTHERFUCKER. We're NEVER going to hear the end of this from the chief director!! NEVER!!

((OOC: Meet Sister Novice Yumie Takagi, age 15, aspiring assassin. Believes she and Heinkel took a VERY wrong turn while on the way to their first hit. Just pretend on the icons, okay? >.>))

...what is all this?

((OOC: Right, and Yumie's now woken up while the Just Arrived curse is still in effect. Yeah, I know it's late. >>))

Whose apartment is this? Whose cat is this?

Heinkel, where are you?

How long have I been out?

This isn't London, is it? I've only seen pictures, but it looks nothing like them outside... It isn't a warzone, for one thing.

Excuse me, is anyone of the Church here? There must be someone...

((OOC: Just Arrived Curse.))