Dear City,

I hate you in ways words could never express.

Never.

Absolutely No Love,
Sister Yumie Takagi

I thank everyone who attended the Nativity Play and hope you all enjoyed yourselves.

For those interested in attending Catholic Christmas Mass, the schedule is as follows:

Midnight Mass - Tuesday, December 25: 12:00 am
Christmas Day Mass - Tuesday, December 25: 10:00 am

Those seeking information on that other service should contact Tony Foster.


Sleep. Now.

[Small, uncertain voice.]

C-can anyone hear this?

[Metallic rustling, half bitten back gasp. Bigger, sharper, angry voice.]

First of all, fuck your damn tape and fuck your damn analysis of what I've done wrong with my life and any supposed lack of appreciation for it. Secondly, fuck your damn game! I don't want to play it!

[Slow footsteps.}

Thirdl--

[More rustling. Yelp followed by a harsh hiss.]

...fuck!

How the hell am I--

[Growl of frustration.]

FUCK!

((OOC: Stuck in the Razor Wire Maze, but with a variation. In the original trap, the timer is connected to a exit that will close when time's up, leaving the victim trapped. In the version Yumie's dealing with, the timer going off will instead trigger a mechanism that will pull several of the wires across the area at high speed, causing them to intersect at various heights.))

( Private )

( Private to Cardinal Dei Medici )

For those of you who have not quite gotten it yet, this is not curse. This is an idiot's science/magic project run amuck.

The moral of this story? Don't do stupid crap with angel blood.

((OOC: Currently one of the people watching the vampire blob-eaters for any funny business and totally worried about the fact that Alucard = one of the blob-eaters and Enrico = inside blob.))

FATHER ALEXANDER ANDERSON!!

STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!! I MEAN IT!!

[Voice post activates]

...goddamned idiots! Goddamned vampire! Damn it all to Hell!!

[Sound of footsteps, shuffling.]

Where is that fucking swor-- AHH!

[More footsteps, door slamming.]

((OOC: Due to this and this. AND NOW headed over to Enrico's place to attempt keeping Anderson from skewering him.))